I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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