Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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