The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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