I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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