Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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