New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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