My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
