I am in a vortex of obligation.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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