she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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