I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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