what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We are two peas in an std pod
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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