Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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