So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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