is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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