john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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