Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
