Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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