I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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