You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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