saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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