8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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