You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
It's shark week go big or go home
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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