I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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