dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm way too hungover for life right now
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
