Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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