i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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