we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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