I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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