Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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