No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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