It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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