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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.

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• (315): View more from New York

  See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...

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  Sorry I think you have the wrong number

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  Yes it looks like I do

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!

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