Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick