she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....