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yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.

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(617): yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9. http://tfl.nu/1zb6

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?

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(412): Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went? http://tfl.nu/2c9n

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(757): View more from Virginia

ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.

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(757): ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work. http://tfl.nu/i4i5

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(301): View more from Maryland

why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?

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(301): why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher? http://tfl.nu/k3ff

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(817): View more from Texas

Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.

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Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?

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Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation

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(817): Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant. (818): Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring? (817): Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation http://tfl.nu/wbmb

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(716): View more from New York

I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina

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(716): I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina http://tfl.nu/hz6e

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(510): View more from California

I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college

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(510): I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college http://tfl.nu/imp1

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(913): View more from Kansas

Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.

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(913): Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck. http://tfl.nu/4gbf

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.

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(814): Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever. http://tfl.nu/him8

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(940): View more from Texas

My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!

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HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.

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(940): My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!! (940): HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT. http://tfl.nu/347l

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(561): View more from Florida

Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!

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(561): Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?! http://tfl.nu/98de

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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.

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(406): I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever. http://tfl.nu/7tpa

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(616): View more from Michigan

in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.

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(616): in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral. http://tfl.nu/e47f

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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand

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(703): we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand http://tfl.nu/zspz

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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day

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(815): To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day http://tfl.nu/tlou

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