Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(406): View more from Montana

she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?

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(760): View more from California

If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?

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(562): View more from California

biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009

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(206): View more from Washington

puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds

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(702): View more from Nevada

His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.

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(760): View more from California

Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....

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