Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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