I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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