I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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