What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
