I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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