that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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