I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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