Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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