that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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