its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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