Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
COCAINE IS GR8
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