i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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