TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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