nut hugger
grandma shit on top of the toilet
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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