im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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