She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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