Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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