i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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