Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
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My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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