And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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