Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
false alarm. still invincible.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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