Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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