just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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