Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Randomize
