what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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